Saturday, October 06, 2007

I am attract rope

I was in the local supermarket a couple of nights ago. For whatever reason, I thought of Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel's enthusiasm for burned Sears Active Wear.

"What time, and how burned?"

I laughed far too much as I walked around looking for sticky-tape.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

I hate coming up with titles

....and to think I attempted and eventually completed a university degree in a creative field. I are a sillys buoy.

AHH. I would appear that I'm wrapping up my "year" in Korea around a month earlier than I expected. That makes it my 11 months in Korea, then.... I was asked by The Powers That Be at work to kindly get my arse out a month earlier than was agreed upon. Can't say I was impressed at the time.

I'm currently sorting out what I want to do before and after I return home. Whether or not I want to work in Korea again, where else I'd like to work. I don't think Australia is a long-term option, however. My priorities are leaning heavily towards getting my pale pastey posterior in and out of Australia as quickly and sunburn-free as possible.

I really want to take a holiday before I return. I'm juggling a few ideas at the moment - all in Asia. A 3-country voyage in South-East Asia: Vietnam, Laos & Cambodia was my first thought. I'd ordinarily love to go to Thailand, but I'm a sketchy on the joint, since the coup last year. Otherwise a trip to India, perhaps - really for Dharamsala (and don't roll your eyes like I'm Richard Gere or something) - I could take a short trip in Japan, too, but I'm not overly keen.

Bizarrely, I'm not that excited to be travelling again. I think the idea of going it alone again is a huge turn off. Perhaps I should just go back to Mum's dirt farm and be done with it.

In other news, I went skiing two weekends ago. First time ever - I felt a bit like Paris Hilton on the way down, because I too, had trouble keeping my legs together.